I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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