I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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