you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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