Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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