She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
