My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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