im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
At least life still wants to fuck me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize