soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Sober January is a disaster.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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