yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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