It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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