come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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