shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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