So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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