Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
