I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
