You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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