Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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