I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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