You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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