just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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