Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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