I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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