He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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