Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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