I got chris browned last night
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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