please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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