Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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