i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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