Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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