I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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