She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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