what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I touched a dick in church today
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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