Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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