why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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