half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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