So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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