dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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