I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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