I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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