Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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