So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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