ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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