do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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