I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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