thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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