Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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