We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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