I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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