You're completely useless in the revolution.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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