If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You almost got us killed.
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