you mean i was at the winter classic?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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