Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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