i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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