If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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